| January – HTML |
Red – is being rewritten in a basement by |
A, B – three raccoons in a trenchcoat. |
| February – CSS |
Orange – was invented to distract us from |
C, D – a time traveler stuck in Internet Explorer 6. |
| March – JavaScript |
Yellow – is part of a covert project led by |
E, F – the necromancer of Netscape Navigator. |
| April – ReactJS |
Green – exists to hide the truth about |
G, H – the "new IE." |
| May – Vercel |
Blue – is just a front for |
I, J – the CSS Working Group's secret branch. |
| June – TailwindCSS |
Indigo – was a failed experiment by |
K, L – jQuery. |
| July – WordPress |
Violet – secretly dreams of being |
M, N – that voice that tells you to use !important. |
| August – Chrome |
White – whispers bad advice inspired by |
O, P – the ghosts of deprecated HTML tags. |
| September – Safari |
Gray – is secretly under the control of |
Q, R – a secret group of Stack Overflow moderators. |
| October – Firefox |
Black – is slowly being replaced by |
S, T – a dev who claims "it's working on my machine!" |
| November – The W3C |
Brown – is running outdated dependencies from |
U, V, W – an AI trained in W3Schools articles. |
| December – The Internet |
Pink – is propaganda created by |
X, Y, Z – a sentient <marquee> tag. |